“Hey.” Alex threw a piece of pita at me. “Stop looking so glum.”
“Sorry.” I tried to appear more cheerful. It wasn’t as easy as mending my ankle by sheer force of will. “I’m looking forward to meeting Estelle someday, when we get back from our quest. And I appreciate you guys coming up to Boston. Really.”
Percy glanced over at Jack, who was still chatting up Riptide. “Sorry I couldn’t be more help. The sea is”—he shrugged—“kinda unpredictable.”
Alex stretched his legs. “At least Magnus fell a lot better the second time. If worse comes to worst, I can always turn into a dolphin and save his sorry butt.”
The corner of Percy’s mouth twitched. “You can turn into a dolphin?”
“I’m a child of Loki. Want to see?”
“No, I believe you.” Percy gazed into the distance. “I’ve got a friend named Frank who’s a shape-shifter. He does dolphins. Also giant goldfish.”
I shuddered, imagining Alex Fierro as a giant pink-and-green koi. “We’ll make do. We’ve got a good team.”
“That’s important,” Percy agreed. “Probably more important than having sea skills…” He straightened and furrowed his eyebrows.
Annabeth unfolded herself from his side. “Uh-oh. I know that look. You’ve got an idea.”
“Something my dad told me…” Percy rose. He walked over to his sword, interrupting Jack in the middle of a fascinating tale about the time he’d embroidered a giant’s bowling bag. Percy picked up Riptide and studied her blade.
“Hey, man,” Jack complained. “We were just starting to hit it off.”
“Sorry, Jack.” From his pocket, Percy pulled out his pen cap and touched it to the tip of his sword. With a faint shink, Riptide shrank back into a ballpoint. “Poseidon and I had this conversation about weapons one time. He told me that all sea gods have one thing in common: they’re really vain and possessive when it comes to their magic items.”
Annabeth rolled her eyes. “That sounds like every god we’ve met.”
“True,” Percy said. “But sea gods even more so. Triton sleeps with his conch-shell trumpet. Galatea spends most of her time polishing her magic sea-horse saddle. And my dad is super-paranoid about losing his trident.”
I thought about my one and only encounter with a Norse sea goddess. It hadn’t gone well. Ran had promised to destroy me if I ever sailed into her waters again. But she had been obsessed with her magical nets and the junk collection that swirled inside them. Because of that, I’d been able to trick her into giving me my sword.
“You’re saying I’ll have to use their own stuff against them,” I guessed.
“Right,” Percy confirmed. “Also, what you said about having a good team—sometimes being the son of a sea god hasn’t been enough to save me, even underwater. One time, my friend Jason and I got pulled to the bottom of the Mediterranean by this storm goddess, Kymopoleia? I was useless. Jason saved my butt by offering to make trading cards and action figures of her.”
Alex almost choked on his falafel. “What?”
“The point is,” Percy continued, “Jason knew nothing about the ocean. He saved me anyway. It was kind of embarrassing.”
Annabeth smirked. “I guess so. I never heard the details about that.”
Percy’s ears turned as pink as Alex’s jeans. “Anyway, maybe we’ve been looking at this all wrong. I’ve been trying to teach you sea skills. But the most important thing is to use whatever you’ve got on hand—your team, your wits, the enemy’s own magical stuff.”
“And there’s no way to plan for that,” I said.
“Exactly!” Percy said. “My work here is done!”
Annabeth frowned. “Percy, you’re saying the best plan is no plan. As a child of Athena, I can’t really endorse that.”
“Yeah,” Alex said. “And, personally, I still like my plan of turning into a sea mammal.”
Percy raised his hands. “All I’m saying is the most powerful demigod of our generation is sitting right here, and it isn’t me.” He nodded to Annabeth. “Wise Girl can’t shape-shift or breathe underwater or talk to pegasi. She can’t fly, and she isn’t superstrong. But she’s crazy smart and good at improvising. That’s what makes her deadly. Doesn’t matter whether she’s on land, in water, in the air, or in Tartarus. Magnus, you were training with me all weekend. I think you should’ve been training with Annabeth instead.”
Annabeth’s stormy gray eyes were hard to read. At last she said, “Okay, that was sweet.” She kissed Percy on the cheek.
Alex nodded. “Not bad, Seaweed Brain.”
“Don’t you start with that nickname, too,” Percy muttered.
From the wharf came the deep rumbling sound of warehouse doors rolling open. Voices echoed off the sides of the buildings.
“That’s our cue to leave,” I said. “This ship just got back from dry dock. They’re reopening it to the public tonight in a big ceremony.”
“Yeah,” Alex said. “The glamour won’t obscure our presence once the whole crew is aboard.”
Percy arched an eyebrow. “Glamour? You mean like your outfit?”
Alex snorted. “No. Glamour as in illusion magic. It’s the force that clouds the vision of regular mortals.”
“Huh,” Percy said. “We call that the Mist.”
Annabeth rapped her knuckles on Percy’s head. “Whatever we call it, we’d better hurry. Help me clean up.”
We reached the bottom of the gangplank just as the first sailors were arriving. Jack floated along ahead of us, glowing different colors and singing “Walk Like a Man” in a terrible falsetto. Alex changed form from a cheetah to a wolf to a flamingo. (He does a great flamingo.)
The sailors gave us blank looks and a wide berth, but nobody challenged us.
Once we were clear of the docks, Jack turned into a runestone pendant. He dropped into my hand and I reattached him to the chain around my neck. It wasn’t like him to shut up so suddenly. I figured he was miffed about his date with Riptide being cut short.
As we strolled down Constitution Road, Percy turned to me. “What was that back there—the shape-shifting, the singing sword? Were you trying to get caught?”
“Nah,” I said. “If you flaunt the weird magical stuff, it confuses mortals even more.” It felt good to be able to teach him something. “It kind of short-circuits mortal brains, makes them avoid you.”
“Huh.” Annabeth shook her head. “All these years sneaking around, and we could’ve just been ourselves?”
“You should always do that.” Alex strolled alongside, back in human form, though he still had a few flamingo feathers stuck in his hair. “And you have to flaunt the weird, my friends.”
“I’m going to quote you on that,” Percy said.
“You’d better.”
We stopped at the corner, where Percy’s Toyota Prius was parked at a meter. I shook his hand and got a big hug from Annabeth.
My cousin gripped my shoulders. She studied my face, her gray eyes tight with concern. “Take care of yourself, Magnus. You will come back safely. That’s an order.”
“Yes, ma’am,” I promised. “We Chases have to stick together.”
“Speaking of that…” She lowered her voice. “Have you been over there yet?”
I felt like I was in free fall again, swan-diving toward a painful death.
“Not yet,” I admitted. “Today. I promise.”
The last I saw of Percy and Annabeth, their Prius was turning the corner on First Avenue, Percy singing along with Led Zeppelin on the radio, Annabeth laughing at his bad voice.
Alex crossed his arms. “If those two were any cuter together, they’d cause a nuclear explosion of cuteness and destroy the Eastern Seaboard.”
“Is that your idea of a compliment?” I asked.
“Probably as close as you’ll ever hear.” He glanced over. “Where did you promise Annabeth you would go?”