I sighed. “Go get them. Beggars can’t be choosers.”
“They can,” Chuch said, heading for the garage. “They’ll just be hungry beggars.”
“Hey!” Eva hurried after him, soup still in hand. “What about your cousin Dolores? She used to be into crystals, right?”
“Forget the séance part. Tell her you have ice cream—she’ll come.”
As she went to look for the woman’s phone number, Eva muttered, “Cabrón.”
I gave Saldana a look.
“What?” Jesse spread his hands, palms up. “I would’ve shown you a good time.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of. Did you bring it?” Whatever it was. Damn, it was hard to keep my emotions on an even keel. He’d pick it up if I didn’t.
“Sure did.” He patted his jeans pocket. “It should do the trick.”
“It’s not medicine, I hope. I’m not sure a prescription is personal enough.”
At that he choked. “Oh, it doesn’t get much more personal.”
After Eva made her call, we set up. First a warm bowl of soup centered on the table, and then the candles ringed around it. We argued about whether we should light more, as Madame Claudine said spirits crave light and warmth, but I couldn’t stand the smell. In fact I had to crack a window just to tolerate the six we had. We scrounged two folding chairs from the garage, and it looked like we were ready.
Dolores arrived within fifteen minutes and came in without knocking.
“Buenas noches!” I expected a big woman, based on Chuch’s joke, but she looked like she had a tapeworm, all bones, angles, and jutting nose. She wore ten pounds in bangles and scarves, another ten in jewelry. I’d never seen a woman sporting twelve rings before and tried not to stare.
She made the rounds, kissing all the men soundly. I thought she spent entirely too long hugging Chance, who gave me a half smile over her thin shoulders. Then she smushed Chuch’s face between her palms and called him her primo gordito.
“It’s muscle.” Chuch pushed her away and tugged his shirt down over his belly.
“Right, Sancho.” His cousin exchanged a glance with Eva and laughed, flashing crooked white teeth. “So we’re all set? Let’s do this. I haven’t been to one of these since we summoned Tio Juan to ask if he meant to leave all his money to that floozy he married.”
“Did he?” Sometimes I just had to ask.
“Sí.” Dolores sighed. “She was a good floozy.”
All business, Eva switched off the overhead light. It was full dark outside, so shadows danced on the far wall and six tiny twin flames flickered on the tabletop, giving it an oddly ethereal air.
Seeing we were ready, I sat on Chuch’s left. Chance took a seat on my other side, and Eva dropped down next to him. Jesse and Dolores sat so that we alternated the man-woman pattern.
“According to this”—I squinted at the notes I’d made—“we need to join hands. Who’s leading this thing?”
“You.” Chuch grinned at me. “You have the instructions.”
“Okay, but . . .” I hesitated. “Madame Claudine also said never to have more than one sensitive present. Things can easily get out of hand if the spirits have too much power to feed from. I’m a handler—does that count?”
“I’m an empath,” Saldana added.
He gained points for trusting my friends with the information, but maybe he’d done it for exactly that reason? Act like you have nothing to hide—
I snipped that thought before I could reveal my agitation to the cop sitting across from me. Nobody seemed to know whether those combined gifts would overload Maris and turn her into a banshee, however. I didn’t want to delay the process by waiting for another message from Madame Claudine.
Finally Dolores said, “Let’s just get on with it. Eva said we’re having ice cream after we do this.”
What the hell.
“Jesse, do you have the focus?”
With a nod, he dug into his pocket and reached across Dolores to drop something in Chuch’s hand. “Here you go.”
The mechanic peered at it and then flipped it away from him. It hit the table, bounced, and nearly went into the sacred soup. “Are you kidding me, primo? I’m not touching that.”
“Why, what is it?” I leaned for a closer look and saw everyone else do the same. “Her diaphragm? You brought her diaphragm to a séance?”
In the dark it was hard to tell who snickered loudest.
Saldana glared at me. “That’s what she left at my place, okay? Do you want my help or not?”
“Fine.” A look at Chuch confirmed he did not intend to pick up the latex cap for love or money. “Maybe just having it here will be enough. Jesse, you knew her best, so try to form a mental picture of her. Let’s join hands.” When we formed the circle, I murmured, “Now that six are one, let none falter until all is said and done. Dear Maris, we offer you gifts from life into death. Commune with us, Maris, and move among us.”
The candles flickered the first time I said her name. A cool wind poured through the open kitchen window, and I motioned for them to repeat the chant with me. We spoke it softly seven times and then Chuch twitched violently to the right. His hand almost pulled from mine, but I held on. Madame Claudine had been vehement on that point. The circle must not be broken until the séance ended.
Or it would get ugly.
He opened his mouth and a soft, pretty soprano voice spilled forth. “That’s not mine! You bastard!” Chuch glared at Jesse, looked as if he might claw his eyes out. The sight of such purely feminine outrage on the mechanic’s rough features sent a chill coursing through me.
“Maris?” Saldana seemed astonished that this had worked. I was too, actually. “What’s not yours?”
“That!” The diaphragm did bounce off the table and into the soup then. And then the whole bowl upended into Jesse’s lap. “I never used one of those. I was on the pill, you pig! You called me here with something that belonged to one of your other whores?”
I cringed. Maris wasn’t in any mood to answer our questions to say the least. Knives on the kitchen counter rattled ominously. Shit. I needed to shut this thing down before she killed him. Leaning forward, I tried to make out my notes. Why didn’t I memorize this?
“Are you sure?” Only a cop would argue with a deranged and vengeful spirit.
“Of course I’m sure, you ass. Oh, you’re going to pay for this. Every one of you is going to pay. They ripped me apart!” Chuch’s face contorted as if in memory of the pain.
“Who did?” Chance asked quietly. If anyone could salvage this mess, he could, so I held my tongue for a moment, ready to start the banishment process if things got worse.
“Shadows,” Maris said in a little girl voice. “Shadows with teeth and claws that burned like fire. I’m so cold.” Chuch tried to put his hand over the candles and I moved with him, but I didn’t let go.
“Do you know who sent them?” I hadn’t expected Dolores to contribute anything of note, so I raised my estimate of her a notch.
“Yes, I—” And then Chuch went rigid, screaming like a woman. His back arched and he almost flipped his chair, writhing in unspeakable agony.
“Do something,” Eva pleaded. “It looks like she’s killing him.”
Terror chilled me and I almost couldn’t remember the words. If anything happened to him, Eva would murder me.
“Our time is done, we break our bonds, six no longer one. We bid you go in peace,” I said quickly. “Go in peace, Maris.”
The moment we let go of each other, a geyser of black sludge erupted from the kitchen sink.
Straight on till Morning
The goop rained down on us like black gold, Texas tea.
I swiped it out of my eyes and hurried to see if Chuch was all right. “Should we call an ambulance? Does anyone know CPR?”
“I’m certified.” Saldana knelt beside Eva. “Does he need resuscitation?”
As if in answer, Chuch fell out of his chair and hit the floor with a thump, but Eva shooed us away as she felt for a pulse. “I think he’s okay. He’s just out. What the hell happened?”
“An excellent question.” I raised a brow at Jesse. He was either unspeakably clever for sabotaging things this way or a careless idiot in this instance. “You brought someone else’s diaphragm? How many do you have lying around?”
”Just the one! I really thought it was hers.”
Eva glared. “Never mind that. Can you two help me get him in the shower?”
I assumed she was talking to Chance and Saldana, so I got out of the way. Dolores sighed, looking around the filthy kitchen. “No ice cream, huh? I’m going home to take a shower. This was not the most fun I ever had.”
“It was nice meeting you.” That sounded lame, even to me.
Dolores rinsed her hands and then snagged the carton of Cookies ’n’ Cream as she headed out. I didn’t blame her. If I wasn’t covered head to toe in this gunk, I could use some ice cream therapy myself.
The two guys grunted as they carted Chuch down the hall to the bathroom and dropped him in the tub fully clothed. He came to a few minutes later with the water beating down on him. “What the f**k . . . ?” The mechanic tried to scramble up, slid back against the shower wall. “Shit, that hurt worse than the time the Chevy fell on me.”
“Shhh.” Eva brushed the wet hair away from his face. “I’m so sorry, mi vida. I didn’t know it would be like that.”
“Something’s very wrong,” Chance said. “They were still able to hurt her after death, and through her, you.”
“It has to be a warlock with a flair for necromancy. Who else could work a sending, summon shadows like Maris described, and torture her spirit after death?” Saldana’s mouth compressed, and he looked at me. “They did something to her so she couldn’t talk, and if we don’t free her, she’ll go mad. Look, I know you’re searching for his mother”—he glanced at me, inclining his head toward Chance—“but I’d consider it a personal favor if you’d help me with Maris along the way. We can’t leave her like that.”